On the https://web.archive.org/web/20091108005143/https://forum.mds-club.ru forum, some strange person sent me this message:
Hello, Vladekk! Sorry for writing to you about something not entirely related to the forum.mds-club.ru website.
Could you please tell me where I can find a key or crack for the game Farm Frenzy 3? This is where the child downloaded it: [censored]
Or at least for Farm Frenzy 2?
The kids really liked the games, but they turned out to be incomplete, and now they’re asking for keys. I’ve searched the entire internet but couldn’t find a working crack or key for the games!
Please tell me where I can get one or buy one at a reasonable price. Please reply on the forum or email me at [censored]
Sincerely, Alexey Nikolayevich.
I looked it up on Google. It turned out that Nikolayevich had spammed the entire internet with his request—including English-language Satanist forums.
The Satanists are fucking stunned, literally (I’m already writing almost like Tiphareth)