Digital Wanderer

We live as long as we fly

Twists on famous proverbs and sayings

A hen pecks grain by grain.
A grain grows centi by centi.
A centi is traveled by light in a vacuum in a time interval of 3.335641e-11 seconds.

Drive slower - you'll get further.
Drive faster - you'll get a ticket.
Drive past - you'll flash your ass to your mother-in-law.

A fisherman sees a fisherman from afar.
A hunter sees a hunter just a bit.
A trucker doesn't see a meat crayon at all.

Two boots make a pair.
Two nunchucks make a ninja.
Two buttholes make a gay marriage.

Neither fish nor meat.
Neither sushi nor steak.
Neither nori nor textured soy protein.
Neither fish oil capsules nor protein powder.

Appetite comes with eating.
Courage comes with a beating.
Money comes when accounting processes the payroll.