Digital Wanderer

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Scotland — 4, day two, leaving Edinburgh

In the last episode, I forgot to add an interesting detail. When I plopped down onto the grass and didn't get up for a while, a passerby crossed from the opposite side of the street and sympathetically asked if I was okay. I assured him that I'd had worse (which is true), and that I seemed to be able to walk (which is also true).

I slept poorly. My leg hurt a lot, despite the painkillers. I didn't go to the doctor right away, relying on the famous Russian "maybe it'll pass," and besides, early the next morning I had a highlands tour waiting for me. I really didn't want to miss out on it (though you'd think losing a leg would be way sadder). As a result, I got up at half past seven in the morning (an unprecedentedly early hour for me). I hobbled, leaving plenty of spare time, to Rabbies Cafe, which is located very close to the center and is where the tours of the eponymous company start. As it turned out, there were almost a dozen minibuses parked there, with several driving the exact same route. I was given the name of the driver-guide, which turned out to be Stephan. The dude, a short, middle-aged guy with a surplus of torso and a deficit of hair on his head, turned out to be a massive joker and started firing off jokes right from the get-go. I suspect that guides are bred this way, wherever it is they spawn.

A crowd of young Indians hopped into the bus with me, along with a couple of Qatari Indians, and two Malaysian Chinese, with whom I established the best contact. I would have, of course, preferred less exotic travel companions: not out of any racist considerations, but rather for ease of communication. As you know, the further away from the north you get, the thicker the accent, and the more incomprehensible the cultural code.

I asked for a seat where I could at least somewhat straighten my leg, which was completely incapable of being in a bent position anyway, and the journey began.

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Scotland — 3, Day One, Mishap Number One

I suggest we count the mishaps — that way we'll see if Dad's theory holds up. As I wrote recently, the very first thing I did in Edinburgh was buy a falafel salad. A salad, so as to avoid eating the bun, which I should steer clear of if I'm firmly intent on losing weight after all. While waiting for my order, I exchanged a few words with a very skinny, young guy. At first, this didn't work out because he was rummaging around in the ceiling of his kiosk looking for the necessary accessories: the price you pay for the tininess of the establishment. As soon as he finished, I learned his name was Iain (or Ian?). That was the name (unfortunately, in the past tense) of a cool and famous Scottish writer — Iain Banks. Who wrote, among other things, the excellent "Culture" series of novels, which I've recommended more than once.

Iain in our Latvian reading would probably be Jan. Ian turned out to be the son of a Scottish father and a French mother. Apparently, the Scots will go to any lengths, even mail-ordering French women, just to avoid dealing with the English. Of course, nowadays this is just on the level of joking banter and teasing. However, there is this feeling lingering in the air. If cataclysms and upheavals start, the Scots will remind the English of everything, and will probably even leave the UK. Maybe they'll even kick their asses for old times' sake.

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Scotland — 2, day one, morning

My dad believes that trouble always happens on trips. For him, three serious problems over the course of one journey — is well within normal limits. This immediately raises some questions:

  1. What counts as a serious problem.
    When this comes up, it turns out that seriousness can be a fractional value, at least in 0.5 increments, meaning 6 medium problems = 3 serious ones. I don't know if there are problems with an irrational coefficient of seriousness, or an imaginary one, but irrational or imaginary ones definitely exist.
  2. Why exactly three, and not more or less, and what counts as a single journey. It's logical to assume that the number depends more on duration than on the type of journey segmentation. On the other hand, things like accommodation, illness, currency exchange, and flights usually depend on country borders, and so in my case it would be quite reasonable to consider a visit to each individual country as a journey.

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Scotland — 1, Departure

Perhaps it actually makes more sense to describe recent events while everything is still fresh in my memory, so I'll write about Scotland. I kept forgetting to take notes again, so whatever managed to stick in the back of my mind is what'll spill out onto these pages. The project's code name — «Outlander», after the Russian title of the TV series «Outlander».

I arrived in Riga a day before my flight to spend some time with friends. The heat was so unbelievable that sleeping was completely impossible, and to save myself the torture, I didn't crash at my friends' place like I usually do. Instead, I booked the cheapest air-conditioned room I could find. It turned out to be some hostel converted from an apartment, named

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