We live as long as we fly
Long story short, we ended up in Wisconsin Dells, literally meaning "Wisconsin ravines," though for some reason I always thought it was "hills". WD is a town not far from Madison, with a population of two thousand heads. Its surrounding area, informally called the Dells by Americans, gets five million tourists a year. My sister used to live there and worked at the largest American water park — Noah's Ark. In general, the Dells has 21 water parks — 3 outdoor and 18 indoor, so the Dells rightfully considers itself the water park capital of the world. It's probably redundant to remind you, but this is yet another maximalist motto, of which I've cited plenty already.
Everything got mixed up in my head, I don't remember when what happened. So let it be the way I recall it.