Recently I've been having epic dreams about space stations and populated solar systems and evil aliens who want to destroy them because they're losing to us in a board game.
So we set out to warn them. The president of one such system listened to me carefully, and then declared: ”Ah, how about we tuck into a little sandwich with fresh cheese and herbs!”. I was surprised, but didn't argue.
The second one was about how in Lithuania there's a cave system where everything is beautifully lit with multi-colored lanterns, there are teahouses, shops, you can walk around, take in the sights, and do some shopping. You can go all the way down to the magma itself, where red-hot lava bubbles, or up, into a beautiful crater a la “lost world”, to a pristine mountain lake where everyone swims, and across which inflatable trains run.
Overjoyed, I dove into the cool water right in my clothes, to put out the damn fire that's been burning on my skin for half a year now). I forgot that my phone is no longer waterproof. The thought immediately hit me – “Well, at least this one was cheap, and I'll buy a faster one”.