Digital Wanderer

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Crete — 12, Troubles

The beautiful town of Chania is located to north-east, oops, sorry, north-west, oops, sorry, I meant to say the stunning city of Chania is located and all that. If anyone didn't get it, that was a recursive oops, sorry. If anyone still didn't get it, it's not my fault, because I've been watching too much House M.D., my brain is tying itself in knots.

Anyway, I promised to tell you what unpleasantness happened to us after Rethymno. As we know, reading about the unpleasant, the weird, and the downright perverted is always way more interesting, even if many people won't admit it. Because who cares about something normal and prosperous? That's boring! (House is creeping in again, yikes).

So I’ll satisfy your curiosity. The thing is, when we rented the car, Tanya was told something about tomorrow being a “special day” and that gas would only be available at select stations. In principle, when we were driving to Rethymno, the gauge showed plenty left, so we weren't particularly worried. (He who eats the leftovers is clean and smooth — according to a Polish proverb). But just as we had made up our minds to head from Rethymno to Heraklion, the needle suddenly crawled briskly downwards, which threw us into a bit of a stupor. "We’ve got a leak!" I wanted to say, like the helicopter pilot from the latest episode of Lost, but something stopped me. It was probably the thought that we’d get stuck in the middle of the highway tens of kilometers from the hotel if we didn't urgently find a gas station. The problem was that there were no open gas stations along the road! We were looking carefully, you can be sure of that. In some bewilderment, we stopped near an auto center, where some older ladies called over a young girl, who informed me with some regret: They’re on strike!

In my native (unfortunately, probably) Russian language, this means: “They are striking”. That's when I recalled that a couple of articles I had skimmed through before flying to Crete mentioned that striking gas station workers are a local attraction, much like olives. Here you’d probably laugh, remembering the relaxed vibe, but for us, believe me, it was no laughing matter. Somebody did end up tipping us off on where to find a working gas station. In principle, we could have guessed it ourselves by the long tail of cars and motorcycles sticking out along the street.

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2008-10-06 Crete — 11, The Old Town of Rethymno

We circled around the city for a long time looking for parking closer to the port. Space on Crete is scarce for obvious reasons, so we barely managed it. When we parked, I asked a dude at a cafe table where to buy tickets, and he clearly explained where to go. Very many Cretans speak English, at least on a conversational level, and in the service sector it's pretty much everyone.

Not far from Crete lies the Greek island of Santorini, and tourists flock there en masse, even though the price of visiting it is nothing to smile about. We dashed to the port just to buy a ferry ticket to the island. But we were informed that this was pointless, because to see anything on the island you need a vehicle in the form of a motorboat, and in general "just tickets" to Santorini aren't sold, only excursions for 140 euros a pop. To be fair, that's really quite a lot.  Generally, excursions on Crete are sold to many places, the selection is very similar, and prices are usually around 30, 40, 70 euros. Plus they pick you up from your hotel and sometimes drive you to the other end of the island. Basically, it makes sense and isn't too expensive, unlike Santorini — but it's far, plus it's a whole day of fun, and it all starts at 7 AM.

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Crete — 10, Rethymnon Fortezza aka the fortress of the city of Rethymno

After a few days of lying belly-up on the beach, we finally rented a ride for two days. First thing, we dashed off to the city of Rethymno (you can add an "N" at the end if you feel like it). The car was some sort of microscopic KIA, but at least it wasn't very old. Upon arriving in Rethymno, we immediately spotted some intriguing ruins and stomped upstairs along the ancient steps to check them out. The ruins were called Fortezza, meaning "fortress" in our speak, and getting inside cost about 4 euros, but the kind ticket-lady informed us that, as a family, the four of us could go in for a mere 10. That's a Cretan family for you. Don't forget to drop a +1 into the piggy bank of chillaxing (I’ve already lost count, it’s at 6 or 7 units). The more attentive regular readers will remember that in my story about traveling around the USA, I similarly kept count of the slogans and mottos beloved by Americans. This is no accident: if I were a real writer, I wouldn't point this out so directly. Unfortunately, on a blog, there's no hope that someone will get so invested in a post that they'll go looking for postmodernist references and parallels to previous entries. Basically, it’s probably not worth it anyway, because I have very few of those to begin with. In any case, Cretans, unlike Americans, don't harbor any particular love for mottos, but they do experience a permanent state of relaxation.

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Crete — 9, Sea and Vacation

We spent a few days in blissful idleness, so that's what I'll write about. Besides, my sister is wondering why we went to the lake when there's a sea. You can't live on the sea alone, just so you know.

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